Video I made and the youtube comment I received

"Fool! How can you watch this evil movies and or make one of your own from them. There was not a single good movie in their how about instead of using evil stuff and putting christs name to it, get off your butt and get into the streets man. I am sick and tired of "Christians" Making videos for evil garbage. What do you think that makes the unbeliever think oh i can go watch the R rated movie in this video it was in a "Christian" Video."

I don't think this guy likes me

Mike's Unused Band Names--Real Cheap $

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Failure to Feel

Seatbelt

Friends of Muggers

Rendered Useless

Dim Trench

The Illuminated Frontline

Funeral for this Charade

The Valar

Funeral Candy

Names Below Boxes

King of Children

The Children

Razorblades and Batteries

A Victim Loved

This Violent Science

Signs of a Struggle

Neverend

Batten Down

The December Year

Survived By…

The Yellow

Tuesday’s Child

A Quiet Transgressor

Mortal Vein

Scattered Showers

The Drop-off

The Zombie Form

The Zombie Urge

The Line Leaders

The Guild for the Unwanted

SteadyYETIriot

Invisible Silence

Gabria

Anti-Unicorn

Robots in da’ skies

Dyed Ivy

Aragorn and the Narniators

Gravedoor

Rare Form

Killtacular

Almost Rain

Uberdose

The Warmongers

The Unloveables

Pygmy Limb

Kneel to Stand

Sum Sorta Halo

Self Kills Self

The Academic Takedown

One Day the World

Hat Police

The Eyelashes

Scream Puppy Scream

Laney

Inspiration--one roundhouse at a time.

Life needs an aspiring hero to fully inspire the huddled masses to stand up against evil. None had been truly profound until Chuck Norris decided that it was time to show evil native American spirits who's boss. This goes to show you that even ethereal can be round-housed.

Season 3, Episode 6
Evil In The Night: Things get pretty hairy for Walker when the desecration of an ancient Native American burial ground results in the resurrection of an evil medicine man bent on revenge. Billy Drago shows up in this episode.


Reflecting back on the episode where Norris throws a knife through a ghost chief, shows me that nothing in life is impossible. Give me your mountains, world, because I know that even haunted medicine chiefs can be defeated. I can desecrate the burial grounds of evil with the construction sites of righteousness and not fear the blow back of haunted medicine men.

Tom Blomquist was the writer and I can only imagine that he was inspired on many levels of literature. You have the story of David and Goliath, Zeus versus Hercules and Jesus versus sin, Dennis versus Mr. Wilson mixed into this delicate piece of writing genius. Throw in the fact that the knife represents human willpower and Chuck Norris represents the power of the Holy Spirit interacting with our lives and you have an allusion built for kings.

I no longer fear a dark room or failure knowing that Native American spectral entities can be defeated. In a small way, we all have our own personal haunted chief spirit to throw a knife through. I have hope that it can be defeated. Thank you Chuck Norris.

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Guess that movie

I will mix and match characters in movies to explain the plot of a movie. Can you guess the movie?

1. The Dark Knight and Wolverine become rivals over performing magic tricks. Wolverine teams up with Alfred the Butler to use the ultimate magic trick.

2. Magneto tells the Cannibal from Sin City that he can't hold the cursed ring and he must take it to a volcano with the help of Hidalgo's owner and Pirate Will Turner.

3. The American Psycho uses the help of ninjas and Obi-wan Kenobi to learn how to fight crime

4. Skinhead racist Derek Vinyard is told by Mace Windu that his monster changing powers will be good for a super hero team.

5. Steve Zissou, A Blue's Brother, the doctor from Groundhog's day and William Guster from Psych team up, but eventually get slimed.

6. The rider of seabiscuit swings through the most recent home of Godzilla to fight Carson Clay, the director of a cannes film that Mr. Bean visits.

7. Andy Warhol looks for his killer: the police chief of Bad Boys 2. Trinity gets involved too.

8. Ace Ventura gets powers from an inmate from Shawshank prison and the result is he loses his relationship with Vince Vaughn's girlfriend.

9. Michael from the Office loves high caffeine and sugary foods and he helps the con man, John McClane, get into a neighbor's house for food.

10. Jesus is wrongfully accused of treason, but he escapes from prison to get revenge on Alexander Hartegen.

11. Captain Ahab gets the help of Cat Woman, Lois Lane's fiance, Steam Boy and Memphis from Happy Feet to fight the powers of Gandolf.

12. Constantine finds that he is the Chosen one and must fight the head Elf with the help of Theodore Brassel.

Review: The Obama Comic Series

If our new president is good at one thing its getting a good franchise. The newest to this list is a comic book about the man's life. I had a chance to read this and give you a few story spoilers. Some of it will sound familiar.


Obama #1: The man of Amerikon

On his home planet of Amerikon he was born only to be jetted off to the Milky Way Galaxy to Earth. Because of the powers of the Democratic sun he had enhanced change powers. He grew up in stature and promise, receiving the education of the thirteen kings of the world. One day Obama fell into a well and some bushes fell on him. It scared him half to death, but inspired him to become the Dark Brotha President. Meanwhile, his archnemisis Dr. Republican owns the world under the evil rule of Anti-Change.

Obama # 2: Change!

Obama must gather up the huddled masses and start a revolution against Dr. Republican. Finding a group of heroes, The Reformer, Dr. Strange Marriage and Mystery Michelle, he decides to go against the empire of Dr. Republican. The Fanatic Four storm his evil hideout and start changing everything in is office. The slaves of Americopolis begin to revolt and use their nuclear voting powers to give Obama energy. Obama marshalls his strength and whispers the word "Hope" in Dr. Republican's ear causing his head to explode. Turning to his beloved fans, Obama gives his rally cry: "Change to the universe." Then he flies away.

Obama # 3: Of Gods and Mortals

The people of Amerikopolis begin to erect statues and altars for the new hero, Obama. All seems right in the universe until a new enemy appears: Commodore Life. He starts to threaten Amerikopolis by making an army of undead zombie cabbage patch kids. The people of Amerikopolis were powerless because there was no way to get rid of all those kids. Obama, uses his atomic change-o-ray and starts to make a law that allows the citizens to get rid of those evil babies (by any means necessary). With the babies disposed of, Amerikopis goes back to its priority agenda--loving Obama.

In later issues Obama will stop a galactic war just by hugging soldiers and insurgents...

The Nursery Chronicles

Terror in the Forest Five Year Anniversary

"We will never forget" --Mayor Chester Mouse

It's the five year remembrance of the terrorist massacre of Eastwood forest when Bunny Foo Foo hopped through the forest and caused considerable brain damage to at least 3000 field mice.

"It's so hard to believe that a bunny could be so cruel in our own world," A parent of one field mouse that was attacked.

This attack has caused ripples of change throughout all forests in the world. The Field Mouse Army has been in war with all bunny insurgents for three years. Rabbit holes have been checked to find the still elusive Foo Foo. So far the Field Mouse Army has liberated the West Forest from the terror of future Foo Foo's.

The President Sycamore P. Mouserton said this at the Remembrance, "We must fight to rid the world of all Foo Foos that may grow in the East Forest. I believe in a head bopping free world."

The President has put pressure on East Forest to give up their weapons of mass hammering and to give up key members of the Foo Foo movement. The Center of Intelligence, Mr. Owl says, "We have confirmed that many head bopping cell groups have come up. South Forest recently had Little Turtle Faa Faa, walking through the forest, picking up the robins and bopping them on the head. This madness can't go on."

Reports of Bunny Foo Foo's existence have been reported through video streams of him singing, "Little Bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Death to all Field Mice." Though his whereabouts are still in question President Mouserton is still confident that he is making progress in Operation No Bop.

So while sanctuaries and memorials pay homage to this great tragedy, one country song from Possum Q. Pokey has sparked hope within field mouse circles.

I am proud to be a field mouse
because I know that I can be free
I'll never forget the field mice
that took head boppings for me
I will squeak up, next to you and
sing so proudly
I must admit I love this forest
God bless M-O-U-S-E