I am convinced that there is a league of people that is responsible for making Jesus and all his counterparts as white as humanly possible. I am no Bible major (wait, I am) but I am pretty sure that Jesus was Hebrew. Hebrew = olive skin and dark hair.

This picture cracks me up and I can only give it this subtitle: "A hopeful Quigon Jin and Angelina Joelie look over the promise of their new son Richie Rich." Yup, nothing says yuletide like the force, big lips and a rich kid that looks more like a Swedish tennis player.