The Job Application Form For Grey's Anatomy

Thank you for taking interest in The Grey Anatomy hospital. We pride ourselves in being overly dramatic in everything we do.

1) Please state which gossip you have drilled out of your patients in previous hospitals.



2) When is the proper time to get in a meaningless physical relationship with a doctor or patient (i.e. after surgery, after meetings etc.)?


3) Please list briefly what tactics you have used to butt into the personal lives of your patients



4) Please post a photo of you looking longingly into the camera with your lower lip trembling as you stare off into space.



5) How do you handle the following situations

- A man gets his entire car grill stuck in his left eye


- A doctor refuses to sleep with you spouting some gibberish about being professional


- A fellow employee has the fifteenth "Relationship Defining Talk" with you for the day.


- God forbid, you actually have to act like a doctor


6) Please briefly describe the kind of sappy-hippie music that will be playing int he background as you stare longingly into the distance with your lower lip trembling.



7) What kind of stupid and totally inconsiderate line will you feed to your patients to make their grief go away?



8) Define Ethical and Professional (note: this part of the application is weighed less than the above)




9)Please list the names of any previous doctors, nurses or understudies that you may have slept with in order to prolong a pointless plot.



10) Please describe how you will blow a simple relationship out of proportion