The picture you see here is called "Bisquick Butterscotch Cookies". It was supposed to be a cookie square that tasted like pancakes and butterscotch. The top burned black within 3 minutes of baking, but the batter didn't harden until 30 minutes. I tried to google an image of what quality BB cookies looked like but the internet was strangely silent.

Here is my challenge, google the recipe "Bisquick Butterscotch cookies" and try to make them without burning the top and somehow fully cooking the batter. The recipe gives you 45 minutes in a convection oven, but I am sure it will burn much faster. If you manage to bake this miracle I want you to try these equally difficult tasks.

1. Walking on water
2. Solving a rubiks cube after putting your hand in ice water for a minute
3. Sitting through a decent Disney sitcom for children and enjoying it
4. Find someone in a Hot Topics, wearing a retro 80's shirt who was actually born in the 80's
5. Eating a spoonful of cinnamon
6. Finding a Myspace page without a floozy dating ad on it.
7. Hooking up a printer on Vista without getting an error message.
8. Justify a healthy reason to watch E!
9. Look for a flair without a love smitten Edward Cullen message
10. Perform a swedish message in your office without any negative allegations
11. Understand a woman in a relationship
12. Tell her she is fat in that dress and have her end up smiling
13. Tell a 5th grade boy to hold still and have him comply
14. Watch an episode of Grey's Anatomy without sex, gossip and overacting