The Nursery Chronicles

Terror in the Forest Five Year Anniversary

"We will never forget" --Mayor Chester Mouse

It's the five year remembrance of the terrorist massacre of Eastwood forest when Bunny Foo Foo hopped through the forest and caused considerable brain damage to at least 3000 field mice.

"It's so hard to believe that a bunny could be so cruel in our own world," A parent of one field mouse that was attacked.

This attack has caused ripples of change throughout all forests in the world. The Field Mouse Army has been in war with all bunny insurgents for three years. Rabbit holes have been checked to find the still elusive Foo Foo. So far the Field Mouse Army has liberated the West Forest from the terror of future Foo Foo's.

The President Sycamore P. Mouserton said this at the Remembrance, "We must fight to rid the world of all Foo Foos that may grow in the East Forest. I believe in a head bopping free world."

The President has put pressure on East Forest to give up their weapons of mass hammering and to give up key members of the Foo Foo movement. The Center of Intelligence, Mr. Owl says, "We have confirmed that many head bopping cell groups have come up. South Forest recently had Little Turtle Faa Faa, walking through the forest, picking up the robins and bopping them on the head. This madness can't go on."

Reports of Bunny Foo Foo's existence have been reported through video streams of him singing, "Little Bunny Foo Foo, hopping through the forest, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head. Death to all Field Mice." Though his whereabouts are still in question President Mouserton is still confident that he is making progress in Operation No Bop.

So while sanctuaries and memorials pay homage to this great tragedy, one country song from Possum Q. Pokey has sparked hope within field mouse circles.

I am proud to be a field mouse
because I know that I can be free
I'll never forget the field mice
that took head boppings for me
I will squeak up, next to you and
sing so proudly
I must admit I love this forest
God bless M-O-U-S-E