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King of Children

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A Victim Loved

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Survived By…

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The Drop-off

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Inspiration--one roundhouse at a time.

Life needs an aspiring hero to fully inspire the huddled masses to stand up against evil. None had been truly profound until Chuck Norris decided that it was time to show evil native American spirits who's boss. This goes to show you that even ethereal can be round-housed.

Season 3, Episode 6
Evil In The Night: Things get pretty hairy for Walker when the desecration of an ancient Native American burial ground results in the resurrection of an evil medicine man bent on revenge. Billy Drago shows up in this episode.


Reflecting back on the episode where Norris throws a knife through a ghost chief, shows me that nothing in life is impossible. Give me your mountains, world, because I know that even haunted medicine chiefs can be defeated. I can desecrate the burial grounds of evil with the construction sites of righteousness and not fear the blow back of haunted medicine men.

Tom Blomquist was the writer and I can only imagine that he was inspired on many levels of literature. You have the story of David and Goliath, Zeus versus Hercules and Jesus versus sin, Dennis versus Mr. Wilson mixed into this delicate piece of writing genius. Throw in the fact that the knife represents human willpower and Chuck Norris represents the power of the Holy Spirit interacting with our lives and you have an allusion built for kings.

I no longer fear a dark room or failure knowing that Native American spectral entities can be defeated. In a small way, we all have our own personal haunted chief spirit to throw a knife through. I have hope that it can be defeated. Thank you Chuck Norris.